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How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psychopaths
(from https://entertainyourtoddler.com/best-jokes-for-kids/
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
(from https://www.thepioneerwoman.com/home-lifestyle/a35617884/best-dad-jokes/)
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Here's one of my favorite cartoons (click to enlarge):
(from http://ircamera.as.arizona.edu/NatSci102/images/)
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A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. The clerk carefully counts 13 bees out onto the counter.
"That's one too many!"" says the customer. The clerk replies "It's a freebie".
(From https://www.rd.com/list/bad-jokes-cant-help-laugh-at/)
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I went to the doctors recently
He said: "Don't eat anything fatty"
I said: "What, like bacon and burgers"?
He said, "No. fatty don't eat anything".
(from https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/8bjxwe/what_is_your_goto_neverfail_joke/)
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I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far.
This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.
(from https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/8bjxwe/what_is_your_goto_neverfail_joke/)
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